• customer: can I ask you something I have no business asking you
  • me: and your total is $56.83, if I could get a signature right here
  • customer: why do you wear that ring in your nose, you're an attractive boy
  • me: and here's your receipt

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator)

528.

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373

And counting. I’m not quitting.